Got an idea? Let's put it on a shirt...
Team stores, events, weird inside jokes — tell us what you need and we'll come back with mockups, pricing, and a turnaround. Or do you see something you like, but just want it in a different color? Or on a pair of shorts? Whatever it is, we’ve got you!
The Basic Swap (Color or Style)
Make It Your Own
Full Custom Mascot or Design
- Want a different color? Just like the burger shop, you can have it your way. Drop us a note; let us know what design you are looking at and what color you want instead. If we don’t have it, we’ll do our best to get it, and if we can’t, we’ll pout for a bit, then let you know.
- Want an item we don’t offer (yet)?: We have the ability to create several types of merchandise that we don’t have up for sale because we just don’t think there will be a big enough call to keep them in stock. But don’t let that stop you. Want a pair of gym shorts, a tumbler, a beer glass, a coffee mug, or something else you don’t see? Drop us a line and ask. If we can make it, we will!
- Take your gear to the next level by adding a personal touch that represents your crew. Whether you want to feature your body shop’s emblem, your boat’s name, or your favorite bar’s logo, we can seamlessly integrate your custom branding onto the sleeve or the back of any garment. It’s the perfect way to turn our “Probably Hammered” style into a custom uniform for your next expedition or a one-of-a-kind souvenir for your regulars.
- For those who want a truly one-of-a-kind look, our Full Custom Mascot option allows you to completely redefine the skeleton’s “vibe” to match your specific lifestyle. We’ll work with you to overhaul the entire scene, from swapping out his beverage for a favorite local craft or tropical cocktail to placing him in a custom setting like your personal backyard tiki bar or a specific coastal hangout. Tell us exactly what gear he should be wearing or what trouble he should be getting into, and we’ll draw a mascot that is as unique as the stories you tell.
How it works:
- Submit Your Request: Fill out the form below with your idea.
- Get a Quote: We’ll reach out within 24 hours with pricing and a timeline.
- Proofing: We’ll send you a digital mockup for approval before we hit the press.
- Shipment: Custom orders typically ship within 7-10 business days.