Our Story
Family-owned. Probably hammered.
Tees and hoodies for people who don't take themselves — or their weekends — too seriously. Started by a family at a backyard cookout, run by the same family ever since.
It started with a joke on a t-shirt
One bad idea, one good printer, and a whole lot of friends saying “where do I get one of those?” That’s the whole origin story. No business plan. No five-year vision board. Just a hammer-wielding skeleton and the dumb stuff we say on the back deck.
Years later we’re still doing the same thing, just with more designs, better cotton, and a lot more people in on the joke.
What We Make
The Originals
Probably Hammered and Definitely Hammered — our core designs. Beach bars, bonfires, brewery patios, hockey rinks.
Team Stores
Custom apparel for IceAged, Underdogs, Lady Dekes, Lady Everblades and any other crew that needs to look good losing 11–2.
Custom Designs
Got an inside joke that needs a tee? Send it over. Real humans on the other end, no minimums on most runs.
The Promise
Soft shirts. Loud personality. Zero corporate energy.
- Printed on quality blanks that actually hold up after the wash
- Designed by people who'd wear them (and do)
- Shipped by a family, not a fulfillment robot
- If something's wrong, email us. A real person answers.
Come Hang Out
Browse the lineup, or drop us a line if you’ve got a custom idea.